She's Famous for her....WHAT?!

People become famous for the oddest things. Put in a nail salon in Las Vegas, or a tattoo shop in Miami. Hunt Alligators in the swamp or make a dynasty with duck calls. Loose 100 lbs or swap wives with a stranger. Fight 25 other women for the same shallow man, or just be one of 6 of a mormon man's wives. Have 8 kids and no husband or 19 sweet children with the same Christian man. Be 16 and Pregnant or. get married and divorced in 72 days. Catch your child on video after being drugged at the dentist or tape your baby biting his big brother's finger. write books about vampires or have a shark bite off your arm.

But, of all the ways to get your fame, I think Pippa Middleton takes the cake!  Pippa's the sister of the future Queen of England. Nobody even knew who she was until the day her sister Kate married William the Prince last spring. Nobody even knew who she was or really even cared until she stepped out on that lovely red carpet carrying her sister's silken train. She outshone the bride, and upstaged the event of the century with what? Her derrière, her rump, her tush, her bum! Say it how you want it, but she's famous for her well-formed butt! That's right! her sister married the single most eligible bachelor in the civilized world, married her way right into the Royal family, and had a wedding that was televised worldwide, and her lovely sister, her maid of honor, is the one that everyone talks about. Why? because she has a nice behind.

Ever since the day Pippa's bum became famous, the paparazzi's been chasing her around. Everyone wants to know about Pippa. Everyone wants to know what she's doing. Somehow or another, everything she does supposedly reflects on the Royal Family. Why? because she has a nice butt. The other day Pippa and her friends were annoyed with it, and decided to pull a prank on the photographers. Now the news people are saying she's dragging the royal name through the mud! How crazy! If I was Pippa I'd point a fake gun at the camera too! Her sister married the prince. She has a lovely bum now she is famous. What a silly old world!

Fame is so fickle and the road to so silly. It's easy to miss, but sometimes it appears out of nowhere. If you happen upon it, it may be no fault of your own. If you miss it be comforted by this observation:  fame is a lottery and finding the road is not done any system or skill. Just do what you do, and if the right person sees, you might become famous. If you're sister's getting married on national TV, watch out behind you because the world may be watching your behind!