You Might Be Ninties Child If

 

1. Your computer sounded like a dying cat when it went online
2. "Text" wasn't a verb until junior high 
3. You ever got in trouble and your defense was "I do not recall..."
4. You thought William Shatner would answer the phone if you called 911
5. you remember having to type "http://www." to search the "world wide web."
6. Y2K was the end of the world
7. Lol was the first three letters of Lollipop.
8. you've ever made a mix tape.
9. Your favorite music got "spaghettied"
10.  Richard Simmons gave you nightmares
11. Neon was the new black
12. You've ever worn a "fanny pack"
13. If saturday morning was a national holiday
14. You never whipped your hair back and forth, but know the fresh prince of bel-air.
15. you were saved by the bell
16. If Doug was in love with Pattie Mayonaise
17. Furby might be a demon
18. Pluto is and always will be a planet
19. You can write in cursive, but your youngest brother can't
20. M*A*S*H isn't a TV show, it's a fortune telling game.
21.  You can dance the macarena
22. You wanted to be "slimed" 
23. the cool kids had Gigapets
24. "cha-cha-chia!"
25. You know the song that  never ends
26. Everything you learned about science you learned from Bill Nye
27. instead of text messaging & electronic mail you wrote letters and passed notes
28. To visit the World Wide Web you went to the public Library
29. Grown ups fought over Tickle Me Elmo
30. You or someone you knew collected Beenie Babies
31. You sang along with Spice Girls and swooned to NSync
32. If  Power Rangers and Walker Texas Ranger were your karate instructors
33. To fix video game errors, you blew dust out of the cartridge.
34. The Viewmaster was the best invention ever!