The Brief User's Guide to the Human Body In Bullet Points

What if the human body had and instruction manual? What if we came with tags on the backs of our necks that gave our "care instructions?"   What if we humans came with warning labels pasted on our heads? From the tag on the back of the T shirt to the labels on household items, think about the things you read every day. What would be on the tag or in the users manual of you?

The Brief User's Guide to the Human Body In Bullet Points

• Wash daily for optimal use
• Hand wash, Towel Dry only, Do not bleach
• Preshrunk
• Stretches with age Drying will not improve shape or appearance
• Keep covered when in use
• Avoid extreme temperatures
• Refrigerate as needed 
• Avoid contact with eyes 
• Fragile handle with care
• Over use may cause malfunction
• Under use  may cause malfunction.
• Age will result in malfunction
• Manufacturer is not responsible for accidents or damages resulting from improper use
• No warranty
• Satisfaction not guaranteed 
• No refunds or Exchanges
• No cash value
• lifetime limit  1 per person
• Flammable. Fire insurance available. See your local minister for details.
• Over fueling may cause damage to the engine
• Rechargeable batteries included 
• Batteries require frequent charging, and preform best when allowed to charge overnight.
• Lie flat to recharge; do not interrupt until charging process is complete
• Regular maintenance required
• replacement parts available for a fee. 
• Delicate machinery enclosed; see professional for repairs
• This item is provided on temporary loan from the manufacturer; please use discretion.
•  At the end of the loan period, item will automatically be returned to the manufacturer.
• made from 100% natural ingredients
• Biodegradable

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This manual is incomplete and subject to change. It is a list of general guidelines, not specific to each unique model. For comments, questions, suggestions, and requests, please contact the manufacturer's toll free hotline.  Lines are always open. No wait. 5 star customer service guaranteed.